Friday, January 4, 2008

The Hills Season Finale ... Psyche!


Word this shit was pretty good, y'know, they had the whole run up to the finale with buncha cast members showin' up on a red carpet n'shit and we got to check out what they were wearing and, yo, Audrina and B'tizzney looked dopeness per uge (abreves: usual ... even I need a abreves defin there, dag). So word, big news is that LC is comin' back for another season, like type immediately and it's gonna be like all her experiences in France n'shit which is good for us 'cause B'tizzney will be there too and yo, B'tizzney? the way she talks, man? damn, it's like awesome ... it's like valley, only you know that underneath is just like an awesome sweet bird who's super intelligent and I'm all "Yo, B'tizzney, I don't just want to know what's under that dress, I want to know what's in your head, y'know?" You think she'd dig that? Like trying to know her mind n'shit? Well, whatever, it's a moot point cause my roommate Ryan called B'tizzney as his Hills girlfriend, we each get one, and I called Audrina, kind of a knee-jerk response, but now I'm kind of second-guessin', y'know? Like I think I want to Hills-cheat on my Hills-girlfriend, Audrina, with my roommate's Hills-girlfriend, B'tizzney. Does that make me Real-Justin Bobby? Word up.

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