Sta Wa Pre-Tril Eps (abreves: Star Wars: Episodes 1-3)

Watched these pretty much out of order ongoing for like 2 weeks n'shit and know what? Fuckin' awesome. Lotta people out there want to hate on this shit and I admit, I fucking hated these heaps of shit and pointed just like everyone else that walked by and was like "Yo, Lucas, you fucking destroyed whatever was left that I held dear from my fucking childhood, mutherfuckah, but, whatever, take these piles of shit and fucking turn them into gold for all I care" and then I turn away and walk down the street and wouldn't you know it George turns the shit into gold. I guess he's a more powerful sorcerer than Jesus was. Whatevs. But that was the old me, the new me is part of the Church of George Lucas. Those movies are mmm ... notthatbad. I like all the fight scenes and I got my problems with the shit but I fuckin' loooove the way the fuckin' Sith lords are represented. Bad ass. I'd turn to the dark side of the force so fucking quick, I'd be all a youngling jedi knight in training and my master and I would be dispatched to take care of some Sith fucking dude out in some far-reaching system and we'd confront that dude and he'd be all "Yo, the dark side is awesome" and I'd behead my master with my lightsaber right there, then I'd learn the dark side of the force from the Sith guy and then I'd fucking ice that dude as soon as I could. Bang, instant Sith bad ass. But I could never have a ship more badassly named than Slave 1, 'cause fuckin' Boba Fett already took that name. Shit. [Side review: Watched a bit of MTV series True Life where this dude is real embarassed of his dad who's a Star Wars fanatic, goes to cons n'shit, and dresses like a jedi knight, fuck. So anyway, the dad takes his son to a con and they find these Stormtrooper dudes who let the son put on the Stormtrooper armor and the dad starts cryin' and shit cause he's all emotional and shite that his son is putting on a g.d. Stormtrooper outfit, feck, and then the dude who's armor it was starts cryin' cause he wasn't all that close with his dad. Gawd. Society, man. It's fucked].

The Hills Season Finale ... Psyche!

Word this shit was pretty good, y'know, they had the whole run up to the finale with buncha cast members showin' up on a red carpet n'shit and we got to check out what they were wearing and, yo, Audrina and B'tizzney looked dopeness per uge (abreves: usual ... even I need a abreves defin there, dag). So word, big news is that LC is comin' back for another season, like type immediately and it's gonna be like all her experiences in France n'shit which is good for us 'cause B'tizzney will be there too and yo, B'tizzney? the way she talks, man? damn, it's like awesome ... it's like valley, only you know that underneath is just like an awesome sweet bird who's super intelligent and I'm all "Yo, B'tizzney, I don't just want to know what's under that dress, I want to know what's in your head, y'know?" You think she'd dig that? Like trying to know her mind n'shit? Well, whatever, it's a moot point cause my roommate Ryan called B'tizzney as his Hills girlfriend, we each get one, and I called Audrina, kind of a knee-jerk response, but now I'm kind of second-guessin', y'know? Like I think I want to Hills-cheat on my Hills-girlfriend, Audrina, with my roommate's Hills-girlfriend, B'tizzney. Does that make me Real-Justin Bobby? Word up.

Tila Tequila - Reunion show

Two words: Shit is staged. Man, lame zone. I hate Tila Tequila, but you know what? I'll watch every show she's on. Crazy right? I know. I even watched some of her New Years Eve masquerade which was lame zone. Natch. And you know what's stupid? MTV was like promoting the balls off of the NYE thing? Before the Reunion show? And then at the Reunion show? They're all like, "Yo, we have some special announcements to make" and I'm like "yeeeaaaah, oookaaaay" and they're like "Tila's going to host some stupid fucking NYE masquerade shit!!!" and I toss my hands up and fall back on the sofa rolling my eyes a couple times like "No shit, sherlock, you been advertising the fucking shit all fucking for two weeks n'shit. Geez!" But cool thing is Lil' Illy and Ashley get their own show where Lil' gets to go bird-doggin' and Ashley gets to watch. So do we.

Sad news

My Dig Cabes got shut off cause me and my roommates were late on paying some bill or something so they shut it off. In the meantime I'm catching up on some reviews. Werrrd.

Because I Said So

Yo, this shit is for birds, y'know? Like, yo, May Moe (Mandy Moore, c'mon people get with the abreves already ... shit) is, like, all chummy with her mommy Die Kee ... (... groan ... Diane Keaton) and is all talkin' 'bout 'gasms n'shit, and she's all, like, "It's like losing control but in a good way" and I'm all what the fuck is that? And the other b'tizz daughters, La Grah n' Pipe Pear are all chummy, too, it's like the effing line between parent and offspring is totally ignored in their family and they're all getting messages together as like a bird bonding type activity and Die Kee is hatin' on Pipe Pear's thong n'shit and I never thought Pipe Pear was all that hot really, I shut off Coyote Ugly when the dude started playing the piano which is a major effing DLV in my opinion when wooing birds, y'know, but whevs, Die Kee is hatin' on Pipe Pear's thong and I'm all hate the game not the playa cause Pipe Pear's pear is offffaathaaahoooook! sucka!