So, this ep was supposed to be the mid-season zenith (nadir?) where LC runs into Heidi and they're all drama n'shit at this H'wood party. It's like, "Chill, birds, Is this scripted?" Which is the natural question when watching The Hills, but a trap that one should always try to avoid, cause it's like, yo, do people tell them what to say? I don't know, but LC's anger seems real, she's a good actress, or just a good person, good at being herself in front of the camera? But while the camera is all jumping from stone-face LC and kinetic-face, scowling, incredulous Heidi with her bleached blonde hair flipping all around n'shit and her all gesticulating, purse in hand. And I'm like yo, show some more of Whit-B'tizz-ney or just her voice, man. Her voice ... man, her voice. And they're all at LC's apartment again with the drams. I think this ep was better when it was "Scenes from the next Hills" not as a full ep. So then jump to Justin Bobby displaying his Master-level Game on Audrina who's all "Why don't you just use the stuff that turns your hair into dreads?" while touching his grimy hair, his face buried in his forearms leaning on the bar. "Because that defeats the purpose" - Justin Bobby. Fucking-A. It defeats the G.D. purpose, y'all. A-thefuck-men. I'm like "Yo, that shit is not cool" (white people getting dreads) but then "Wait, maybe it is ... I mean Justin Bobby is getting dreads ..." Then belch, chuckle and watch Audrina melt and ooze all over the bar stool. Cause The Hills might not be real but whatevs, it's really on TV and that's fo realz.
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